Tuesday, July 31, 2012

The Red Swingline

I work in a warehouse office. Food distribution. I am the clerk, or as I like to refer to my position:
The Assistant Deputy Director of Warehouse Operations and Logistics. Much nice ring to it.

As the Assistant Deputy Director of Warehouse Operations and Logistics, I staple. ALOT. Like hundreds of staples every day. As in I will probably have a messed up wrist in a few years if I continue hammering on my stapler at this rate. So last year for Christmas my boss got me this.




If you don't get the reference to this movie, we might seriously need to reconsider our friendship.

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